Realtor.com wants you to know that they're taking the inevitable zombie apocalypse very seriously.

When buying a house, a good realtor is going to make sure you know about the quality of schools nearby, how safe the neighborhood is, and if you're going to die during a zombie attack because of inadequate housing.

Which is why Realtor.com published an article detailing sixteen houses/castles/private islands currently for sale that have enough built-in defense mechanisms to stave off the drooling, shuffling zombie hoards.

My personal favorite? The $14 million private island in the Bahamas that comes equipped with a yacht, three whalers, and a fleet of wave runners included in the purchase price.

Zombies can't swim, man. Best they can do is trudge methodically underwater. Those wave runners are gold, baby. Gold!




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