Now you, too, can be Mr. Darcy.

U Star Novels now has a collection of classic novels in which all famous characters are swapped out and replaced with your sad excuse of a exciting life! You supply the names and important facts, and U Star Novels replaces all the pertinent information inside the famous texts.

Some available stories include...

Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet: Now you, too, can be involved in a double-suicide!

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: All the fun of split personality disorders and indiscriminate murder!

Pride and Prejudice: Mr. Darcy's black hole of a personality can be yours!

And not one, not two...but four Charles Dickens novels: Because you're a horrible, horrible masochist!