Please hold while we take your webpage viewing in the order it was received.

I'm being a good lil' grad student and writing absolutely fantastic research papers as opposed to updating this blog once or twice a day.

Really, these papers are high quality stuff. The kind you read at least 10% of before you throw it out.

As a result, my time is occupied. But only for another week(ish), at which time I promise your usual blog sarcasm shall resume uninterrupted as if nothing academically noble happened in the meantime.