Admittedly, it is very gouda tasting cheese. (((rim shot)))

Keeping with the Freakonomics blog:

According to the Edmonton Journal, shoplifters are stealing cheese more than any other product in Vancouver. This cheese "is resold, often turning up in Vancouver’s 'drug-and violence-plagued downtown eastside' bars." The second and third most-stolen products in Vancouver? Meat and razors.

Clearly this is a sexy drug and violence-plagued downtown. Pricey cheese? Meats? A clean shave afterward? What causes violence to break out--arguments over who can use the aftershave first?

Sadly, there's no word on whether Michael Buble music is playing on the jukebox.