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Let's just cut to the good stuff:
Mount St. Mary's University president Simon Newman was quoted from an email where he talked about wanting 20-25 freshman to drop out in their first semester to boost the school's student retention rates, thus improving their scores on things like the U.S. News & World Report rankings.
"This is hard for you because you think of the students as cuddly bunnies, but you can't. You just have to drown the bunnies...put a Glock to their heads," Newman wrote.
Good lord, are these bunnies Rasputin? Drowned and shot? We all know bunnies are like the Terminator of small, woodland creatures. They just won't die. And, apparently, so won't college freshman, according to Newman.
I thought my elementary school principal was bad, and all she did was smell of musky perfume and yell at me daily. She never resigned though.
Newman did, as of today.
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