"Surf clay where we go" is so, so, so, sooooooo close to the actual answer.

Admittedly, it was a #1 song for rock and roll duo Jan and Dean a long, long time ago. 1963, to be exact, so maybe the title (and refrain) has faded from national consciousness.

Still, contestant Stephen on a recent Wheel of Fortune was a mile off on his guess.

Where? Go?

That tricky vixen called literacy strikes again. So close.