Manchester Metropolitan University lecturer John Hyatt claims he has photographic proof that fairies exist. Tinkerbell and her frolicking friends were snapped by Hyatt while he walked in the Lancashire countryside at various points during the last two years, apparently enjoying an early evening social.
As he told the Manchester Evening News, “It was a bit of a shock when I blew them up, I did a double take. [...] I went out afterwards and took pictures of flies and gnats and they just don’t look the same."
Sounds like a legit scientific discovery to me!
But Hyatt has some issue with how fairies are portrayed. "I don’t believe they are just smaller versions of us and go home and have a cup of tea at the end of the day," he tells the website. “And one is suggesting they have any special powers. From my experience they were just enjoying themselves and there was a little dance in the sunlight going on."
Indeed. Let's not get crazy here. We're talking about dancing flying fairies here. Not fairies with special powers and a tea jones. HUGE difference.
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