Martians probably won't like your haikus either.

The basics of the story:
NASA is sending an unmanned craft to study the atmosphere, or lack thereof, of Mars.

The stuff that doesn't make sense:
1.) NASA is sending a DVD along with that unmanned craft (in case Martians are movie buffs?).
2.) NASA wants the general public to submit haikus to be included on the DVD (in case Martians have short poetic attention spans?).

Worst. DVD. Ever.