The greatest threat to Washington, DC? Vowels.

See, back this past April, The Washington Post pointed out that the local Major League Baseball team, the Washington Nationals, had a little spelling snafu with their uniforms. Case in point:

You have to give them credit. It takes a lot effort for someone to misspell a word 25 straight times (one for every player on the team) and not give a damn. The "Natinals" should've played it off as a theme night. Huck Finn Speech Impediment Night! Something along those lines.

But the epic battle between vowels and professional sports' uniforms would rage on in Washington, DC.

This week, a sports blog, Sportress, caught the cheerleaders for the Washington Redskins (winner of the Team Most Likely To Have a Racist Name the Longest Award) sporting these lovely new blazers:

When you confuse people about racist team names, you make them forget what they were angry about to begin with. Checkmate, my friends. Checkmate.